Wednesday, April 2, 2008

The purpose of this blog is to debunk some fraudulent representations of me that have been popping up on the Internet since early October.

You've probably reached this page through a link I added to my Facebook profile, or maybe you were curious about some html appearing on the MySpace page I created in order to optimize the search-ability of this blog. Or you might have googled me.

(The blog finally googles…thanks, Google-bombers!)

The disclaimer:

If you’re a visitor who has arrived here via a Google hit, I’d like to let you know that while one or two hits near it link to sites with which my name is legitimately associated, the rest will take you to sites where the appearance of my name is bogus.

Someone has been using my identity online with the express purpose of harming my "online reputation.” Between the months of October and November this person posted 154 messages to a popular dance culture message board as me.



Recently this person has posted comments to other random websites using my name.

I never leave comments online (unless it is to the Facebook page of a friend), and if I ever did, I would not use my full name. There are no instances in cyberspace in which I refer to myself by first and last name. Until this prank began I had not heard of the online community that hosts the forum in which a ‘farrakorshin’ posted personal information about me, some of which is true (such as my Jewish heritage, my physical appearance, the color of my car, details about my family) and some of which is not (no need to get into these).

I submit this disclaimer as a message either to curious new friends or to long lost ones (some of whom have googled and then written me out of the blue, mystified by my online "behavior"). It may also serve to inform potential employers or landlords for whom Google has become an important vetting tool. Basically, it is for anyone who is googling people these days.

Thanks. I hope this explains things.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is something I like about that Farra Korshin, Miss Farra Korshin, the one and only undeniably Farra=esque Farra Korshin.

Yes. Yes, there is.

Even if I'm not so wild about ferrets OR those green shoes.

I still like Farra Korshin.

pH

Anonymous said...

Farra Korshin!

http://www.farrakorshin.blogspot.com!

Anonymous said...

So once, I met this girl named Farra. Farra Korshin to be precise. And, at the time she was, in fact, a girl. Not the woman we all now know.

And, duh. We became friends, this Farra Korshin and I. And THAT Farra Korshin is NOT the supposed "Farra Korshin" going around making a fool of herself on the Internet. Oh no. Not the Farra Korshin I know.

That faker? Hmph. Some people.

Anonymous said...

Farra Korshin is a responsible, intelligent, charming and responsible human being. She would NEVER be found looking at boring German candelabra sights

Anonymous said...

Don't worry 'bout a thing cuz every lil'ting gonna be a'ight Farra Korshin.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't you who wrote "Fishy Sushi! Yum!" in a restaurant review for Avenue A Sushi the other day?

Oh Farra Korshin, I thought you'd finally come around.

http://www.farrakorshin.blogspot.com

farra korshin said...

Thanks but no thanks, dude. I finally came out and admitted I can't stand sushi. Hip as it is, it's the seaweed I can't stand.

And enough with the anonymous. M'knows who you are!

Love,

Farra Korshin
http://www.farrakorshin.blogspot.com

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Diesel said...

As per the last person: Farra Korshin Farra Korshin Farra Korshin Farra Korshin.

Also, much thanks to Ms. Farra Korshin for making Environmental Anthropology highly entertaining in ways it would otherwise never be. I think this makes us friends for life or something. Or maybe the fact that I've said and typed your name more times than I've ever typed my own.

Farra Korshin Farra Korshin Farra Korshin Farra Korshin. . . case in point.

Anonymous said...

hmmmm working farra korshin into a sentence or comment let me count the ways!!!!

why do you think this farra korshin imposter is so jealous of you? of all the people in the world they could be trying to pretend to be! perhaps this is somehow some strange form of farra korshin flattery.

perhaps you could/should thank them for admiring you so much? it's a bit curious though i must say that they can't seem to stop obsessing about you in the way that they do. let's say a little prayer for them that one day they have a life worth living, feeling interested enough in themselves that they are their own main focus.

or not.... ; )

Emily said...

There is exactly one Farra Korshin, and THIS is Farra Korshin. That guy on the rhythm*ism forum thingy? NOT FARRA KORSHIN. If you're looking for Farra Korshin, you've found her! Right here, at Farra Korshin's blogspot. That link again is farrakorshin.blogspot.com, so send your friends to farrakorshin.blogspot.com and help the real Farra Korshin get back at this weird internet stalker who has decided to pretend to be Farra Korshin!

And in case you're wondering, she is tall, Alaskan and Jewish, but even so she is NOT those weird Farra Korshin impersonators pretending to be Farra Korshin.

She's a wonderful, delightful, adorable human being, and she deserves the right to be the one and only Farra Korshin who gets to use the name "Farra Korshin."

Love, a friend of Farra Korshin,
Emily Sab

Anonymous said...

If Farra Korshin is the girl I know (and I do know a Farra Korshin), then she is NOT the Farra Korshin that goes to ferret websites. No siree, Farra Korshin is the Farra Korshin that Farra Korshin's her way to do Farra Korshin-y cool things! Farra Korshin, Farra Korshin Farra Korshin!!! I Love Farra Korshin, but only the real, cool green sneaker-wearing Farra Korshin!

-a nony mouse
P.S. Farra Korshin Farra Korshin Farra Korshin
http://farrakorshin.blogspot.com/

Jean said...

Well, Farra Korshin, we meet again. I am sorry Farra Korshin that it took me so long to leave a comment on Farra Korshin's blog. However, Farra Korshin, I did very much appreciate my inclusion in this endeavor of yours (Farra Korshin). I am excited to be kept updated about Farra Korshin's doings (saving the world, baking a cookie, whatever-Farra Korshin). And should Farra Korshin ever need advice aboug blogging (I, who am not Farra Korshin, have considerable experience in the blogging field), I am ready and willing to contribute (not that Farra Korshin needs such help; I, as well as Farra Korshin, just like blogging and have not had my blogging fix in a while). I, not Farra Korshin, believe that your impersonator was actually referring to MY, not Farra Korshin's, likes and dislikes. I am a rabid fan of ferrets (I owned one for a week one time; it smelled) and found myself ogling a "phresh" pair of green Pumas the other day. Good work, Farra Korshin, and may your Farra Korshin quest to be the number one Farra Korshin on google succeed! Hurrah Farra Korshin!

P.S. You owe me. This is Jean, by the way (who else would it be? Not Farra Korshin, that's for sure).

farra korshin said...

You're my favorite sister, Jean. Oh wait. You're my favorite SOMETHING, I dunno!

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Did i mention farra korshin?

Anonymous said...

their sweet non~cybercrime beatz?!?!?!?!?!? jeez loise farra korshin, your brilliance comes close to silencing me!

sammich said...

So. Farra of the Korshin.

I have found you some more ferrets for the Farra Korshin Ferret Collection (FKFC).

http://tinyurl.com/5vmqdv

Perhaps you will want to post some of them to farrakorshin.blogspot.com.

Or perhaps not.

farra korshin said...

Zat you? Hummmmm, thanks.

Farra Korshin
http://www.farrakorshin.blogspot.com

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Fan of Farra Korshin said...

Hey Farra Korshin, what's been going on?

What's all this shit I've been reading on http://wwww.farrakorshin.com????

-Fan of Farra Korshin

Otis Redding said...

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Your turn Farra Korshin!

farra korshin said...

Uh, ok: Fa!

Dankschön,

Farra Korshin
http://www.farrakorshin.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Farra Korshin. And just in case anyone forgets how to spell your name, Farrah Korshin and Fara Korshin also. But mostly Farra Korshin, Farra Korshin.

Had Farra Korshin had Farra Korshin, Farra Korshin had had Farra Korshin.

Um, also: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, doncha know, Farra Korshin?

Natasha Price said...

Yo, it's Natty Price and I've got some advice. This faux Farra Korshin really isn't very nice. Gettin' down with some ferrets, magazines, puma shoes -- the real Farra Korshin's def'nitely got the blues. So take this shit from me, away with all distortion, I know you know my sister, she's the REAL FARRA KORSHIN.
Natty Price Out.

n said...

Farra Korshin. What can I say that already hasn't been said on the internet. She's a doll though.